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Two lucrative reasons startups should be investing in copywriters.

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You walk out to your mailbox and find a single envelope neatly sealed along with your name written in jet black ink.

You open it up and are bewildered by what you see. Nestled, in the depths of that envelope is a $100 bill. But, it’s not just any $100 bill… the individual who sent you this $100 bill only sent you half of it. 

You hold it in your hands with mixed feelings of interest and frustration think to yourself… what kind of person would send me half of a $100 bill?.

You are about to crumble up the envelope when a small yellow sticky note catches your eye… “Call 812–484–2199 for the other half.”

You pause momentarily, then get out your phone and dial the number.

Good Copywriting Sells Like Half of a $100 Bill.

I am biased when it comes to copywriting, terribly biased. After all, it is how I make a living. But, this doesn’t mean I am wrong when I say copywriting is one of the most important areas a business can invest in.

A good copywriter offers two high-impact drivers within an organization…

1. Copywriting sells more product.

Businesses have no problem paying salesmen a fat commission to go out and sell, yet they are hesitant to employ a copywriter. A thought process that is counterintuitive and ultimately detrimental to the longevity of a brand. In a world where email has an ROI of 4,400%, the most valuable investment a business can make is in a copywriter.

With that said, I don’t believe a copywriter should ever take the place of sales individuals — I think they are invaluable to an organization. But, businesses need to view the copywriter/salesman dynamic in the same light as say a knight and archer.

In order to win a war, a business needs its knights (salesmen) on the ground, getting their hands dirty, leading the charge. But, it also needs its archers (copywriters) up on the walls, providing cover fire from afar.

One month ago, I spent but a few hours writing an email campaign that consisted of just 3 emails — my client has been using it for 4 weeks and has already seen $10,000 in revenue come through the door.

The bottom line… copywriting sells.

2. Copywriting makes brand’s interesting.

People like interesting. People like to be friends with interesting people. People like to date interesting people. People like to work with or for interesting people.

And, people like to buy interesting.

If you look at a few companies that have gone out of business within the past 5–10 years, you will notice a pattern — they are all boring. 

RadioShack is an example of a company that has closed a ton of stores over the past decade because it is dated, offers shitty products and… is boring. Just take a look at their website (still barely alive and kicking), it’s as entertaining as a traffic jam.

I believe interesting is something that needs to be ingrained within an organization from the ground floor — in the 21st century, startups have focused heavily on this.

And, for good reason, interesting sells.

Designing the culture within a business to be interesting is one thing… designing the emails, the website, the mailings and the content is an entirely different animal.

You can learn a ton about how to do this right here on my writing and marketing blog but if you want to take a deep dive, check out my copywriting guide.

One Last Thing…

The clock is ticking. It has been for a while. Every time I log into Facebook, Twitter, Instagram (which is rare nowadays), I am blown away by the amount of useless content that litters its walls. It’s obscene.

99% of this content offers no value whatsoever, but this doesn’t mean it’s not taking up space, nor taking attention away from your startup that is actually offering a valuable product or service.

Now more than ever is it imperative that you write purposefully to capture the world’s attention, You’re up against a lot of shit making a lot of noise.

By Cole Schafer.

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