Look what you’ve done.
Look what we’ve done.
In all seriousness, I’m thrilled you’re here. Just tickled silly, as our grandparents might say. I’ve always thought that saying was a bit strange, honestly.
Anyway, I don’t want to keep you waiting.
Down below is a red button that reads “Let’s Get A Run Down.” When you click it, you’re going to be taken to a magical page that asks for a password.
The password is the last name (in all caps) of the writer who wrote The Sun Also Rises, The Old Man and the Sea and A Farewell to Arms.
For the non-readers in the audience (shame on you), the password is…
Again, that’s all caps.
Please do not share this password with your friends, colleagues, strangers, etc. If you do, I’ll have to change it and it’ll be a nasty sticky mess and you’ll hurt a lot of people including this little scribbler’s heart.
Now, grab your pen and a good attitude and let’s do the damn thing.