Dear devilishly good-looking subscriber,
Right about now you should be hearing a loud–– BANG!
Yup, there it is.
We are so sorry. We invested in that delivery owl a couple years back in hopes to impress our email subscribers.
Unfortunately, he can't fly worth shit–– we've had to replace like 7 office windows since bringing him on the team.
Anyways, just confirm that you subscribed to the Sticky Notes email list and he should go away. If not, call us immediately at (812) 484 - 2190.
The Honey Copy Team.
Be sure to shut window. Owl brings new friends captured squirrels as gifts.