Dear devilishly good-looking subscriber,
Right about now you should be hearing a loud–– BANG!
Yup, there it is.
I am so sorry. I invested in that delivery owl a couple years back in hopes to impress my email subscribers.
Unfortunately, he can't fly worth shit–– I've had to replace like 7 office windows since bringing him on.
Anyways, just confirm that you subscribed to Sticky Notes and he should go away.
P.S. Be sure to shut window. Owl brings new friends captured squirrels as gifts.